Privacy Policy

Last updated: June 2026 — and honestly probably won't be updated again until something breaks.

The Short Version

We collect the bare minimum to make things work. We don't sell your data. We barely even look at it. We're too busy trying to make AI write songs from your unhinged quotes.

What We Collect

• Your email and display name when you sign in with a social provider (Google, Apple, GitHub)
• The quotes you submit (we assume you have consent from whoever said them — we're not your mum)
• Basic analytics: page views, country-level location, device type
• Whatever cookies are strictly necessary to keep you logged in

What We Don't Collect

• Your password — social login means that's someone else's problem
• Your precise location — we don't care where you are, just that you're weird enough to be here
• Anything from your contacts, camera, microphone, or other creepy stuff
• Financial information — we have ads for that, not subscriptions

Third Parties

We use Cloudflare (hosting, analytics), Firebase (authentication), and whatever ad network we end up going with. Each of them has their own privacy policy that's approximately 47 pages longer than this one.

We'd link to them but honestly you weren't going to read those either.

AI & Your Quotes

Quotes you submit get fed into AI models to generate lyrics and music. By submitting, you're giving us permission to do that. The resulting songs are public. If your quote ends up as a chorus, congratulations — you're a songwriter now.

Data Retention

We keep your quotes until the weekly song is generated, then they live in the archive as part of that week's output. Your account info sticks around until you delete your account, at which point we forget you existed with concerning ease.

Your Rights

You can ask us to delete your data. You can ask us what we have. You can ask us to stop processing your stuff. We'll do it. Email [email protected] and try not to make the subject line too unhinged — it goes to a real person.

Cookies

We use cookies for authentication (keeping you logged in) and analytics. That's it. No tracking cookies, no cross-site nonsense. The ad network might drop some — we'll add a banner when that happens so you can feel the appropriate level of mild annoyance.

Changes

If we change this policy, we'll update the date at the top. We won't email you about it because let's be real, nobody reads those emails. If we ever do something drastically different with your data, we'll make noise about it.